fictionaladyfeels:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#i’m not saying its aliens #but

neilcicierega:

today would of been the 250th birthday of John Disneys, founder of the Disneys company and inventor of “Mick” Mouse. Happy Birthday John Disneys.

neilcicierega:

Woah weird, when you google “gullible” there are 0 results